"THAT'S NOT MY ARSE........."

You know you are a mother when your kid tells you there butt is itchy..... and you scratch it for them..... or is that just me...... hmmm. Well my boys aren't very well coordinated so when they get an itch.... I help them scratch. I draw the line at the groin. NOPE! That's not gonna happen. They are going to have to work on the coordination for that themselves. Really I think that is born into them as the male species .... isn't it?

So I've taken up snowboarding ..... and scratching my kids arses. Yep I'm a mom!

CRAZY RIGHT....... I SO ROCK!

I have five minutes to write and then I have to jet back to work..... I spent the last week over spring break learning how to snowboard. My arse is full of bruises, left many a butt print on the hill but IT WAS A BLAST! It was so much fun that I went 3 times.... Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday..... and I made it through with some beautiful little pills that cause you to feel nothing :) The bestest EVER!!

Now..... I'm back to work :( .... not that I don't enjoy my job but I loved the freedom of being able to do whatever I wanted for that 4 days of bliss. Four days of my children being well cared for.... by my mother. Four days of ME... ME .... ME!! Is that selfish..... nope I don't think so. We all need our me time. I used to get that at the gym but because I now work there..... yep you guessed it.... its no longer about me.... no more ME time at the gym. So now I snowboard.... I plow my way down the hill praying that the next time I fall I manage to land on a part of my ass that isn't bruised. I decided on my last run that there was no longer any location that I could land on that wouldn't send pain shooting through my body so I called er! Time to go and recoup. BUT IT WAS FUN........ CRAZY RIGHT!! I SO ROCK!!!!!

Starting with a clean slate.....

So I decided to delete 90% of my blog.... I kept some special things on here but for the most part it's all gone.... why you ask? ummmm don't really have an answer other than to say didn't want it on here anymore! So I've decided to start fresh.... well almost fresh.

Fresh rantings of a Crazy Canadian! No more censored blog here nope no way! I'm gonna say whats on my mind.... starting tomorrow! lol.